stop me if you think that you've heard this one before...

DO NOT under any circumstances get drunk on absolut mandarin vodka and soda. it will make you forget stuff, throw up on yourself and you will come out of your alcohol induced fog driving in a town over an hour from where you live wondering where the hell you are (cupertino) and how the hell you got there (driving drunk). you will also be covered in bruises. don't ask me how i know this.